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Never Know Where You’ll See Titty Bingo Next

SANY0226I’ve been poking around on Flickr looking for Titty Bingo stickers. Quite a nice collection and it’s growing.

Here’s a couple stickers…one altered and the other half there.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/christopherleonard/2366747488/

A Titty I See

On the back of cars. By the way, I’ve had fans e-mail and tell me Titty Bingo stickers will get you waves and honks. Who would have thunk?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/tbreezy9109/3857556458/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kristinklein/3129258676/

Here’s a couple Titty Bingo sticker photos sent to us.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/32624914@N08/3129629892/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/32624914@N08/3129629616/

Where have you seen Titty Bingo stickers (and when will you send us the picture?)

“Show Us Your Titty Bingo” Entry Gets Serious

titty bingo police car

Note: There were no actual police cars harmed during the creation of this image.

This story, written by a Titty Bingo friend and fan, illustrates how showing your Titty Bingo can add fun and frivolity to your life.

“My summer has turned out exactly the opposite of what was planned but that still didn’t stop my first ever effort concerning the  “Titty Bingo Bumper Sticker” license plate photo shooting project.  You would have been proud!

I took a couple of TB bumper sticks and mounted them to sheet magnets, trimmed them all up nice, so I could remove them from what-ever after I snapped my shot.  I’m thinking I’m pretty smart by now and headed to the local small town car show where I figured I could slap my magnet on whatever vintage ride I wanted to and take the shot.  I’m a car guy so I know what kind of surface I can slap a magnet on and the ones I can’t.  I found some personalized plates that were just killer Titty Bingo fodder… “Luvinit” Titty Bingo, “smokem”  Titty Bingo “fiddy5” Titty Bingo plus many other cool classic rides that had a ton of chrome perfect for magnet placement. I was in heaven and was really glad to earn the gear you guys so kindly sent.

That was until I made the mistake of approaching this bible thumpin”, gospel spewing, straight as an arrow, never been fucked before, douche bag of a freak car owner that was so totally appalled by what I was doing that he felt that the police should be called… while I was standing there no less.
Now in case I have not set the stage correctly I am at a very small town car show…there might have been maybe 60 cars at this show. The event was sponsored by the local chamber of commerce. This group was to be revered as “Pillars of THEIR community” and damnit you had better well respect it!  I should also point out that I look like Dahr with a beard and a bit shorter hair and have been told I look like Jesus with glasses, you would think that would have scored me some points… think again.  Well the little bastard that called the cops on me also insisted on calling additional bible thumpin, do-gooder “Pillars” to hang around (for fear that I might decided to bolt) until the proper authorities showed up. My crime…at this point was “Indecent Photo Possession and Display” I showed the little fucker what I was doing on MY camera before he showed me his sergeant douche bag stripes.
You will never guess who showed up to represent <unnamed state’s> law enforcement. Dudley fuckin’ Dooright Jr. of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police dressed as a <unnamed state’s> State Trooper!  He looked at me like I was Snidely Whiplash himself and he had come to arrest me for tying the just rescued Nell from the train tracks.  I remember thinking “Holy shit… I’m in a new Stephen King novel, Tommyknockers in Bible Town 2.0”.

 

Officer Dudley Jr.… his initial words to me consisted of asking me for I.D. and instructing/directing/helping me to sit in the back of his police car.  There was no “Hi what seems to be the problem here?”  When I was safely locked up he was in no hurry at all to talk with me again.  He took about 20 minutes to talk to all the “Bible Thumpin Pillars” (little sergeant douche bag included) and walked back to the car and asked me if he could see my camera… like an idiot, I showed him, I mean come on, It was just a fucking magnet that said “Titty” on it!

After reviewing my work he handed me back my camera, closed the door with out releasing me, climbed into the front seat, turned and informed me that he was “taking me Down Town”. This whole thing is funnier than shit now, down town was three blocks away and remembering his Jack Webb tone of voice, Hilarious!  It was not so funny then.  My crime… and, you are not going to believe this… The Willful Destruction of Personal Property with indecent photo possession and display as a kicker!

Ok… this situation has gone from unbelievable to scary in those three short blocks.  I had been very quiet and agreeable up until now, I was rudely awakened from my is this really happening mode and was hoping for a “Senior Officer” to talk some sense into Officer Dudley Jr.  I was just sure that I was going to spend the balance of my weekend in a small town jail until his honor the “Hangin Judge” opened the court room for business Monday morning to set my bail.   When we pulled in to the sheriffs parking lot and Officer Dudley Jr. let me out of the car only to realize that he had forgotten to hand cuff me, he took my camera, shut the back door put the camera under his arm, spun me around and started to cuff me when a Sam Elliot kind of guy, obviously Dudley jrs.  superior jokingly asks him why he was just putting the cuffs on now in the parking lot? “The cuffs go on before you put the criminal in the car,” he says laughing.

THANK GOD!  Dudley Jr. told Officer Sam Elliot (you know the actor, big mustache, tall, thin, has been in a ton of good movies…) What had transpired and what he was about to do when Officer Sam asked me to turn on the camera so he could see the offending pictures he smiled as he looked and asked me how to delete… I told him…and he deleted the photos.  The next thing he asked was where were the offending magnets?  I had two… one was in my back pocket and now gone.  The other should still be on Sergeant Douche Bag’s header pipe.  Officer Sam told Officer Dudley Jr. to wait in the office until he got back.  Officer Sam let me ride in the front seat and took me back to the car show.  In three blocks he apologized up one side and down the other for juniors’ actions, he had only been on the job a week and hadn’t even written as much as a speeding ticket.  When we arrived back at the show Officer Sam retrieved my magnet from Douche Bag and asked me if he could have it. I, of course, said yes.

Officer Sam put the Titty Bingo magnet on the back of his patrol car just above “POLICE” on the trunk lid!  It caused quit a stir among the moral Bible Thumpin majority as he drove past. Vindication is best served up on a silver platter with a Titty Bingo magnet stuck to it I always say!

Sadly but no, I didn’t get the shot, I had just lost an hour and a half of my life and had decided to hit the bar for about a hundred beers, but I promise you this:  I will make more magnets and I will get that shot and many, many others!

I couldn’t have had the experience without you Randy and Dahr, thanks for your generosity and as soon as this work thing quits getting in my way I’ll have more time for Titty Bingo Fun!”

A fan for life